Reports recieved of damage in a vegetable patch. Note sweetcorn grazed off at base. Noted that this is third plant to be attacked. Attacks apparently coincide with guinea pigs' free-range garden time. Informant conceded that corn is guinea-pigs' favourite treat.
Suspects observed acting suspiciously; that is, they were suspicious of the investigating officer.
A young female cavy apprehended. Observed attempting to consume evidence while in custody.
Bail refused.
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We used to have guinea pigs when I was growing up. They lived in the [fully fenced] front garden, completely freerange.
ReplyDeleteps. you can buy almond meal in the supermarket - in the nuts and dried fruits section.