Reports recieved of damage in a vegetable patch. Note sweetcorn grazed off at base. Noted that this is third plant to be attacked. Attacks apparently coincide with guinea pigs' free-range garden time. Informant conceded that corn is guinea-pigs' favourite treat.
Suspects observed acting suspiciously; that is, they were suspicious of the investigating officer.
A young female cavy apprehended. Observed attempting to consume evidence while in custody.
The 5-, 10-, and 15-minute unclutterer
1 day ago