Wednesday, January 13, 2010

I'm a lumberpig and I'm OK

Reports recieved of damage in a vegetable patch. Note sweetcorn grazed off at base. Noted that this is third plant to be attacked. Attacks apparently coincide with guinea pigs' free-range garden time. Informant conceded that corn is guinea-pigs' favourite treat.

Suspects observed acting suspiciously; that is, they were suspicious of the investigating officer.

A young female cavy apprehended. Observed attempting to consume evidence while in custody.

Bail refused.

1 comment:

  1. We used to have guinea pigs when I was growing up. They lived in the [fully fenced] front garden, completely freerange.

    ps. you can buy almond meal in the supermarket - in the nuts and dried fruits section.